Yes, i am pissed off - someone has stolen my fucking sprinkler. Someone has come into my yard, during the night, in the dark, and taken my lawn sprinkler off the end of the hose and run off with it. Fuckers. I am really riled up - like, i know its only a sprinkler for watering your lawn, so its not the end of the world, but its the principal of the thing. Someone has come onto my property and taken something that belongs to me. Its rude, its disrespectful, its just plain old annoying, and i am fucking mad. I mean, i went away one weekend last year and someone had stolen one chair from my patio furniture. I had a little bistro set on my front verandah - one little round table and two little chairs where i would sometimes eat breakfast or have coffee with my mum - and someone stole ONE fucking chair. One. Why not take the whole bloody set ?
Sorry about the swearing but seriously ? Who takes one chair ? And then who steals a sprinkler ? Seriously? Whoever it was, you're a fucker - i hope no-one comes to your house for coffee and i hope the drought we're in ruins your lawn. Wouldnt that just be hilarously funny?
Yea about as funny as stealing my god-damned fucking sprinkler....
Mp3Juice
1 hour ago
haha, I imagine they're making a copy of your house - stealing little bits at a time.
ReplyDeleteAnd they're watching your reactions. everyday - they drive by - looking to see what you are doing - are you freaked out?
I am now - good work Sonny!
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously, i'm not really freaked out, just really annoyed. I'm actually pretty sure who stole the patio chair and i'm just going to assume they took the sprinkler too....
You know, I totally get where you are coming from, but wanted to add:
ReplyDeleteHere, in SA, if you wake up and realize your sprinkler was stolen, you get down on your hands and knees that you're alive. People are robbed, raped, shot and killed for less than sprinklers every day, and its become acceptable and expected.
The minority is when you get away harm-free. it just doesn't shock anyone anymore.
I'm sorry though, I hope they get blue balls on top of the drought and complete aloneness,too.