Because they might invite you over for a bbq, be great hosts who supply your very thirsty husband with beer after beer and then..... SHAVE HIS HEAD.
What in the fork has he done to his head?!
Oh yes - the horror. Our
4:30am he stumbles in and climbs into bed. Because our neighbours still had their back patio lights on there was a little extra light filtering into our room and I thought there was something a little odd about Mick's shadow. I flick on the bedside lamp ... and there he is, head completely shaved save for a 2x8cm mohawk-like patch in the middle. All i could manage in my bleary-eyed state was " You look f**king ridiculous ", before i rolled back over and went back to sleep.
Now this is one close cropped head i'd like to get close to...
As i said to Mick a bit later that morning at a more appropriate wake up time - he's lucky i love him because, man, did he look stupid. I told him he could leave the fluffy mohawk for the rest of the weekend but convinced him there was no way in the world he was going to work looking like that. He's now sporting a fully shaved head, a stupid grin and a proportionately bigger-looking set of ears, whilst my neighbour will never be trusted with my husband again.
( Except if we're invited to their annual New Years bbq, which we will be at with bells on! )
Oh oh, I am sorry, I am having a little giggle at your expense. You did well to notice someone was up at such an ugly hour of the day! I hope that the hair grows back soon.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, I'm laughing. And wow, he looks really different! Maybe you'll get used to it?!
ReplyDeletehehehe sounds like he had a blast!
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