Friday, July 16, 2010

Friday Flip Offs Time

Hola dear readers and welcome to this weeks addition of Friday Flip Offs, brought to you by the great mind of Gigi over at Kludgy Mom. Not much to deal with this week, but here we go:

To people who show up late - and then slightly over-stay their welcome. I had plans to do other things tonight, things that i was looking forward to, but because you gave late notice of your impending arrival, and then managed to be an hour later than you said you were going to be, and then decided to stay for over an hour when your were only dropping something off - well it means i've had to miss out on something, put my baby to bed late and have only just had my dinner. Next time, try being on time or FLIP OFF!

To small children who dont understand " no " -  or " ssh, Amy is trying to get the baby to sleep " or " no, you cant sleepover tonight ". I still love you guys but you grate on my nerves just a teensy bit. My small duplex is not the same as your house out in the sticks, and i'd appreciate it if you used your indoor voices and didnt belt through my loungeroom as if it were the same as your backyard. If you cant do as i, or your parents, or anyone else asks you'll just have to FLIP OFF!

To my shoulder - i must have slept on you funny because you have been bugging me all day. Your all tender and tight and pinchy and it hurts when i throw my head back to chug the last of my Pepsi Max. That, my friend, is a problem. Promptly fix yourself during tonights sleep or FLIP OFF!

To the weather - could you please decide what it is that you are doing ? Or better yet, could you just hurry up and be spring already? We had a glimpse of spring weather the first two days of the week, and Flynny really enjoyed playing outside in his walker, and then you had to go and get all cold and yucky again. Kindly warm yourself up, bring out the sun and take back your morning frosts or FLIP OFF!

13 comments:

  1. Oh I can't stand people whose late but sadly that's a 'tradition' here we even have a name for it 'rubber watch' LOL. Great flips! Hope you'll have a great weekend :D

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  2. oh my hell. I hate, hate, hate people that are continually late. Why do you do this, you inconsiderate creeps. errrrr Thanks for the laugh.

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  3. I'm not the most punctual person 24/7 because I was cursed with horrible time management skills, so I'm sorry that people like me could be causing you angst. I'm workin on it, but I never overstay. I will concur on all the others, especially the weather. It kinda made our adventureland trip crazy. Have a great weekend.

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  4. One of my pet hates is people who are late and as for outstaying their welcome...well, it doesn't go down well!

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  5. I hope your shoulder doesn't "flip off" - do you want to be called "Amy one-shoulder"? Just sayin'... ;P x

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  6. That shoulder pain is likely related to blogging, by the way :)I have it too every time I lift my right arm. :)

    But don't stop blogging. That would be no fun. Get an IV for your pepsi max. LOL.

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  7. Nice to hear about the cooler weather....made me dream of days to come. We have been at about 95degrees F for the last month, with high humidity.....nice and toasty. To top it off we had a flippin earthquake at 5 a.m. today...."good morning to us"...luckily it was not too bad! Can't wait to exlplore your blog.

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  8. Oh dear. You are just too clever Amy. And please don't be offended, but i've had to delete your last comment off my blog because you went and guessed correctly and it's supposed to be a huge mega secret and HOW DID YOU DO THAT?????

    You're psychic aren't you????

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  9. I have to completely agree with you on the lateness and the "other" kids being loud. It takes a lot to get a baby to sleep at times and then to have the loud kids wake them up again is a pain in the ass. Plus the lateness just shows me how rude and inconsiderate they are. Great FFOs!

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  10. Noooo! And now it looks even worse because it says "This post has been remove by the blog admin" Bwahahaha. Suss much?? OK, your comment has been restored.

    Another entry into the 'Lori is nowhere near as clever as she thinks she is' files!!

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  11. Bah. And now it won't let me restore the stupid thing. Bah humbug. Sorry love.

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  12. lol sometimes little people are annoying :P I have lots of "little people" in my family and since I have had my kiddo it gives me a new found appreciation for the fact that my kid can't talk yet!

    Good flip offs! See ya next friday as I am + following.

    Visiting from my little space on the internet via GIGI @ kludgy mom.

    motherhoodunedited.blogspot.com

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