( Please note that, like all good hypothetical things, such as deserted islands, my ark will be fully electric. Its a pimped out ark, okay? )
My family - this one's a given. Mick, Flynn and the rest of my immediate family. Extended family i could give or take but we gotta take Poppy and Grandma and the rest of them. Also , we're going to assume that my friends have their own arks so they dont need to hitch a ride with me.
My computer - and internet connection. We have to stay connected to the rest of the world ( well, all those people who were savvy enough to prepare for the watery Apocalypse ... ) and how else are we going to know when its safe to come out and dock?
Books - lots of them. Something for everyone to read - everyone except my dad and my brother, who are not such big fans of books. Maybe i should take some magazines aswell, just so they have something to entertain themselves with. Booby magazines are banned though!
Food - uh. Duh.I'd be getting my bake on before we set off into the great unknown - heaps of freezable pastas and casseroles and yummy, yummy cakes and slices. We wouldnt want to run out of food and have it turn into a whole plane-crash-in-the-Andes cannibal type situation, would we ? Because if it came down to that i think i'd be one of the first to go - my bootiliciousness would be delicious!
Blankets and pillows - and possibly beanbags and mattresses. We wana be comfy in our ark because Gawd knows how long we're gonna be in there.
And finally....
Deoderant - lots and lots of it. And maybe dry shampoo. I suppose we could rig up some kind of shower in this electrical ark of mine, and there would be plenty of water to go round, but failing that we gonna need some kind of BO buster.... it'd be stinky up in that
If you're smart enough to work out internet connection, can I come onto your ark???? Because I'm not tech savvy enough to have worked that out.
ReplyDeleteFound you at Blog This. :-)
Wait, what is dry shampoo exactly? Can't wait to hear the answer, I've never heard of it before!
ReplyDelete@Melissa - i suppose we can make room. Not that i'd figure out how to get the interweb connection on my ark - i'd have to consult an IT geek for that :)
ReplyDelete@Sheebee - i believe dry shampoo comes in either a powder or foam form, that you can put on your dry hair, which will soak up the oil and gunk, thus making it look clean for another day or so without having to wash it. And nice to see a comment from you!
Great list - very well planned and thought out. I probably would have realised too late most of the things I needed on my ark!
ReplyDeleteI never knew what dry shampoo was either!
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny that even if the end of the world came and you were stuck on an ark, you still don't think your brother and dad would read... and that you would ban booby magazines.
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