Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday Flip Offs

Happy Friday everyone! And what better way to celebrate the end of the working week ( well, for some of you ) than with another Friday Flip Offs, brough to you by Gigi at KludgyMom...

To the old bird who cut me off at the roundabout - when there are two lanes marked, that means you need to stick to the lane your in. It doesnt mean you can take off from the outside lane and just veer into the inside lane, where i happen to be driving. Even if it did mean that you would still need to use your indicator. Which you didnt. Learn the road rules and try sticking to them or FLIP OFF!

To the fat that refuses to shift off my belly - yesterday i had a positive attitude toward you, today i dont. This may have something to do with the fact that you made my favourite pair of jeans too uncomfortable to wear today. I'm trying to get out there and walk and get rid of you but its not happening quick enough for my liking. Why dont you take the hint and just melt away? Come Monday, when i've convinced Mick to move our exercise bike from the freezing cold garage to the nice, warm, loungeroom you know what i'm going to say to you belly fat? FLIP OFF!

To those foreign sales guys trying to sell miracle cream at the mall - when i'm pushing a pram that contains a small grumpy child, does it look like i have time to stop and trying your fancy hand cream? Does it look like polishing my nails to a nice silky shine is my number one priority ? Just because you're cute and have a nice foreign accent does not mean i want to stop and chat to you, or that i'm going to be convinced into buying one of your incredibly expensive products. Do me a favour - next time i'm at the mall, and you see me coming, and you see me avert my eyes so that you cant catch my attention and stop me, dont step out in front of my pram. If you do i will either be forced to mow you down and crush you beneath my baby wheels or you'll be told to FLIP OFF!

14 comments:

  1. I HATE those foreign sales guys. There was one at our shopping center that was flogging cream that contained miracle thingys from the Dead Sea .. and he told me that he came all the way from Israel just to reassure me that it was legit. Erm, riiiight.

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  2. LOL I'm sorry but your flip offs made me laugh.
    I feel you on the sales people I get that too all the times.
    Oh and that fat on our belly, yeah flip them all off!
    Hope you'll have a great weekend.

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  3. Oh I HATE sales guys in the mall - so annoying. I'm not interested, go away!!!

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  4. Hi .. I hopped over from Friday flip off ... love your flip about foreign sales guys at the mall... they are the most flipping annoying people in the world... happy weekend

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  5. my belly fat and i are NOT on good terms. if only it would shift around to like 18 other places - even out - i'd be sorta ok.

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  6. WHY do roundabouts seem to vex people so much? They shouldn't be that hard, but people drive like jackholes in them!!!

    I would love to take the fat off my thighs and give them to my boobs.

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  7. Round-a-bouts can be scary anyway, but when you have stupid drivers, yikes.

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  8. Ahhh..The mall sales folk. I hate them. I don't want to count to ten while you8 polish my finger, I want to get to the women's lounge so I can nurse my baby. I actually did hit one of them with the stroller once. I was rushing to change Claire's diaper and he stepped in my way. We'll call it an accident.

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  9. WHY can't the fat in my belly just rearrange itself up to my boobs? And take it's thigh friend's fat cells as well?

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  10. I'd like to flip that fat too, but I think I'm almost convinced that I can't get rid of it myself. Thanks kidlets. Love ya! Have a good one.

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  11. We have so many of those sale guys in our shopping centre, you can't go more than a few steps without being accosted by one. They are so annoying, I walk past them scowling hoping to scare them off!

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  12. lmfao I hate it when they step in front of you at the mall. Some lady with makeup did it to me the other day when I had my kiddo with me and he was crying cause he had a dirty diaper. I was a momma on a mission and she got in my way. I swear I evil eyed her on the way there cause I knew she was going to do it and she did. So what did this outspoken not about to take your crap right now with a screaming kid momma do? I said "Look you obviously don't have kids otherwise you would not be standing there right now so move or be moved." She moved. ^_^

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  13. LOL. Oh yes pls flip off on the fat on the belly! Lipo should be given free after giving birth.

    The sales people are so annoying. If you don't say anything they still talk and if you do say something they still talk.

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  14. I must have the face of a sucker because those annoying sales people in malls always go for me. Then again, I am that person who ended up briefly being an avon consulant because a lady approached me in the mall!

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