Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Census Night - Woo To The Hoo!

Census night - is everyone excited?!? No? No? Thats probably because the Census questions are boring.... which is why you need to do the " New Adventures in Dreamworld Alternative Census "! In the spirit of knowing all about my readers, and thus my very little community, i have composed this list of Very.Important.Questions that you all need to think about answering:

1. How much money have you spent at the petrol station on lollies/drinks/magazines you dont need?
2. Are Josh and Jenna the most annoying reality tv couple ever?
3.Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob, or are you over the age of 18 and really dont care?

4.How much did you contribute to the national economy by spending half your annual income at the Target/Big W/Kmart toy sales?
5.How many times a year does your partner do a load of washing - without being asked?

6.Would you consider the area you live in to be: City? Suburb? Rural ? And would you consider the state of your home to be: Pristine? Liveable? Post-Children Apocalyptic?
7.Have you stopped watching " Sunrise " on Channel 7 because Kochie is a major dickhead?
8. When was the last time you were able to take a shower/have a bath without a child being present?

9. How often do you have roast dinners, and is you meat of choice: Chicken?Lamb? Pork with crackling?
10. How awesome do you consider the author of this blog?

Ok, i think that should give me a good handle on you guys. Feel free to answer in the comments or to steal the questions for a post of your own!


  1. Alrighty then, here I go:
    1. I withstand the lure of service station junk, unless I go there specifically for it, my husband however has no willpower!
    2. We have so many block episodes taped and have not yet watched them...Ill get back to you.
    3. Neither, I refuse to read Twighlight and refuse to care.
    4. $350 - Target!!
    5. Um never....lazy arse.
    6. Rural City?
    7. I stopped watching Sunrise because Cartoons won over!!
    8. Lets say most days - I have a lovely long shower once the boys are in bed
    9. I aim for Sunday's but don't always get there - and Lamb is my meat of choice.
    10. Totally awesome.

  2. Um... THANK YOU for the Census reminder, Amy!!! x

  3. 1)I rarely do it at the petrol station since I don't drive but I do spend a ridic amount of money on those items regularly.

    2) Who?

    3) Yeah, I'm too old to care. Jacob is better looking though.

    4) I'm also too old for toys. :-) Well, MOST toys anyway...

    5) No partner. :-(

    6) Area: city. State of home: cluttered. Extremely cluttered.

    7) Kochie? Is that a real name?

    8) Since I have no children, it would be worrying if I had an answer other than "always" to that one...

    9) Rarely, but I love a good lamb.

    10) Supremely awesome!

  4. 1. $0 - I'm pretty good at avoiding spending money on junk food.
    2. I don't know - I have PAY TV instead.
    3.I'm over 18 but they are still both cute to look at.

    4.$0 - I don't have kids

    5.Never - I do all the washing. I'm lucky if he folds anything too.

    6.Would you consider the area you live in to be: I'm in the suburbs of Gold COast - Close to the hinterland. My suburb is liveable; where I work is another story.
    7. I only watch channel 9's TODAY! I wake up with TODAY!
    8. I don't have children

    9. Occasionally - once a month - I like beef or lamb - no crackling
    10. Totally awesome!!!!

  5. @Adalita - no crackling?! That makes me so sad... ;P

  6. You almost made me choke when i read number 7! hysterical!